15+ Times Men Proved The Only Thing They Consistently Have Is The Audacity

Some days it feels like the only thing that men consistently have in common is the absolute audacity to say something completely inappropriate.

It can be a rough time entering the dating pool as a straight woman and the dudes below are proving it without even trying.

A Bumble Match Who Told His Date What To Wear

Man telling woman to bring her heels on a date
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Photo Credit: MushyAsparagus / Reddit

The fact that this guy is telling his Bumble match what to wear on their first date before they even planned it is a major red flag.

Every girl knows that wearing heels just makes it harder to run away if you need to and it really seems like she is going to need to.

The Guy Who Thinks He Is God’s Gift To Women

Terrible dating app interaction
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Photo Credit: @stephthemefff / Twitter

There is a normal way to talk to people on dating apps and this is not it.

This man is doing less than the bare minimum, making it seem like he’s doing his match a favor by talking to her. Hot tip: Being a complete a**hole is not attractive.

The Guy Who Couldn’t Keep It In His Pants Long Enough To Say Hi

Conversation between matched pair on Bumble app
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Photo Credit: rach_el97 / Reddit

Girl compliments boy, boy responds with something overtly sexual, end of conversation.

This loser could have answered with anything in the world but instead he chose to immediately ask his match if she wanted to have sex. The answer is not with him.

This Dude Mansplains And Can’t Read

Message exchange on Instagram
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Photo Credit: TayJayJay / Reddit

After matching on a dating app this guy slid into her Instagram DMs and she says “the rest is an unfortunate history.”

After some quick (and inaccurate) mansplaining, he completely ignores what she says and earns himself a quick block.

“Let’s Make This Conversation Sexual?”

Bumble conversation about reading a book, man is inappropriate
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Photo Credit: kcrook510 / Reddit

In one single message, this guy managed to completely ruin the entire conversation.

Do men really think that women sit around dressed in lingerie reading erotica? Barf me to death.

Man Looking For REAL Woman Who Can Afford Him

Bumble biography on profile for 37-year-old high-maintenance man
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Photo Credit: borboleta924 / Reddit

This guy didn’t even have to start a conversation with someone to be obnoxious, his dating profile is doing all the work for him.

He’s a 37M and it’s the world’s greatest mystery why he’s single.

The Safety Net Test Before Jumping

Man reaching out to his ex before proposing to current partner
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Photo Credit: @nnmhdz / Twitter

Ex-boyfriends can be a special kind of bold, usually in a way that reminds their ex exactly why they split.

This shady man texted his ex to make sure things were really done before he committed to his Plan B Woman.

The Creepy Friend On A Deceased Person’s Account

Man tries to flirt via DM on account that belonged to his deceased friend
Photo Credit: @str8boytexts / Twitter
Photo Credit: @str8boytexts / Twitter

There is a lot to unpack here but it appears that there is no better time than the grieving period to hack a deceased person’s Facebook account and hit on their friends.

This sounds like the plot to a bad episode of a cartoon but it’s real.

The Guy With A Girlfriend On Retainer In Case The Date Goes Bad

Text message exchange where guy reveals he has a girlfriend
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Photo Credit: @itschasenow / Twitter

This man really admitted that he fully has a girlfriend and doesn’t see a problem with going on a date with someone else.

Rightly so, the woman calls it off, to which he responds, “Damn you not competitive AT ALL.” It’s not supposed to be a competition, man, this isn’t the Hunger Games.

Can’t Take No For An Answer Even Over Text

Text message exchange about playing 21 questions
Photo Credit: @str8boytexts / Twitter
Photo Credit: @str8boytexts / Twitter

A man’s ability to steer the conversation toward something sexual would be borderline impressive if it wasn’t so annoying.

Asking overly personal sexual questions is not a great way to get to know someone.

The Boyfriend Who Insulted His GF’s Quirky Selfie

New phone selfie on iPhone
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Photo Credit: @ohmyyjess / Twitter

This girl needs to throw her whole boyfriend away after this one. There’s honesty and then there is just being downright brutal.

He definitely did not need to tell her she looked “crusty as hell,” especially when she’s looking silly-cute.

The Man Who Created A Mass Group Chat To Hit On Girls And Then Left It

Man created group chat to hit on girls
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Photo Credit: ddh85 / Reddit

Nothing screams desperate like sending a generic “you’re so beautiful” text at the same time to 39 different women.

The best part is that this guy clearly had no idea how group chats work until he created the most judgmental one ever.

This Loser Who Went Straight For The Insults

Rude man says he accidentally matched on dating app
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Photo Credit: nerdy112233 / Reddit

Sometimes accidental matches happen on dating apps but the best thing to do is just roll through it, after all, it’s not like you have to meet up in person.

But this guy really went out of his way to make his Tinder match feel like complete crap about herself. His profile should come with a d-bag warning.

This Insult, Assumption, And Downright Stupidity

Text message exchange
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Photo Credit: viachicago22 / Reddit

This man decided to flex his ignorance and lack of education at the same damn time.

Somehow this terrible exchange actually ended up being kind of comical because it’s so ridiculous.

A Lame Boyfriend Gives Lame Gifts

Valentine's Day card from boyfriend
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Photo Credit: katiepeel / Reddit

Having a boyfriend on Valentine’s Day probably feels extra special, unless your boyfriend is anything like the man who wrote this card.

He couldn’t physically bring himself to buy a nice card for V-day so he bought a “With Sympathy” card, and we have sympathy alright, for his girlfriend.

Asking People To Explain Their Inappropriate Sexual Comments Can Flip The Attention To Make Them Feel Uncomfortable

Tweet about encounter with rude man
Photo Credit: @Alice_Moran / Twitter
Photo Credit: @Alice_Moran / Twitter

The plague of being an attractive redheaded woman is having random strange men (of all ages) ask you about your pubic hair. No, seriously.

It should never happen, but it weirdly does. This woman’s response is definitely something I may have to try in the future.