Twitter Brand Accounts Are Dropping Suggestive Innuendos Thanks To One Tweet
Over the past few years, brand accounts on Twitter have become a little less serious, and a little bit more savage. They throw shade at each other and aren't afraid to riff off of regular Twitter users' comments.
However, when Netflix's brand account tweeted "what's something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand Twitter account?", the Twitter brands did not hold back with their responses.
BRB, Planning A Quick Trip To Florida
"Hey Universal Orlando Resort, I'm writing to inquire about hotel availability in the area! I was very intrigued by a tweet advertisement and would like to get more information about the offer..."
Is There A Surcharge For Extra?
I'm going to be honest, if it wasn't for Arby's Twitter page, and specifically this tweet, I probably would forget the whole franchise even existed. That being said, your social media manager is doing great!
I Think It Depends On The MUA
Some makeup artists might be better using their hands, but don't let that make you disregard the makeup artists who use other methods, like specially made tools. No one style is better than the others!
I'm Officially A Vegetarian
You know, I have been toying with the idea of going vegetarian and cutting down on animal products for a while now, but this tweet from Wingstop has officially convinced me to take the leap.
It Depends: Do I Get A Loyalty Perk For Giving A Referral?
If Groupon was anything like literally any man I've ever met, I have to admit that I would not give a recommendation, but I have to admire the confidence to even ask.
I Never Expected This From Crocs
Considering that Crocs are most frequently worn by babies on beaches and grandmothers who have a passion for gardening, this really took me for a loop. I need a moment.
Both Ben AND Jerry?!
If you thought that a company whose initials are BJ couldn't get dirtier, think again. I'm very flattered by the proposition boys, but I don't think I'm ready for this.
... And That's The Tea, Sis
Tazo is doing more for the public than school mandated sexual education ever did for this country. The Secretary of Education is shaking in her office right now after seeing this tweet.
Wendy, Who Are You Seeing?
Seriously Wendy, no man I know has ever had me putting up those stats. Is it the Burger King King? The Hamburglar? Ronald himself? Honestly, I'm happy or you. Go get it, sis.
The Kardashians Could Never
I never thought these words would leave my lips (or fingertips, I guess), but I kind of have to stan Natty Light. This tweet is so good. I'm proud of them despite being the unofficial sponsors of frats everywhere.
Yelp Wants You To Kiss And Tell
Yelp wants you to spill the tea about your midnight adventures with everyone around you. Honestly Yelp, it's been a lot of one-star ratings from me. Service has felt very one-sided.
Kettle Brand? What Are You Into?
Don't worry, I get the joke, but reading this tweet instigated a very visceral fear in me and now I'm feeling all kinds of ways and each of them is super bad.
NOOOOOOOO!
Petco, it would have been one thing if you had just put the words: I could have accepted that as a fun joke. But the photos of dog toys? Too far.
Mr. Peanut Is Lucky That It Isn't November
Mr. Peanut celebrated the first of December by throwing a raging party, probably. After 30 long days and nights of waiting throughout November, he was ready for the return of nuts.
We Want Some Good Pacing
Even though the look and smell of a bottle of ABSOLUT still activate my fight or flight instinct after a series of messy nights in college, I have to admit they're only spilling truth here.
This Is One Way To Encourage Blood Donors
I would like to nominate this social media coordinator for the Nobel Peace Prize for their humanitarian work. Help your organization get that blood through thinly-veiled innuendos. You're doing really good work for the community!
Snickers Is More Considerate Than My Ex
Fellas, take notes: there are few things hotter than showing that you care whether or not she had a good time. Snickers, are you single? Are you free for dinner on Friday?
Netflix And Instagram, Go Get A Room!
I am so deeply, consistently single that I kind of wish someone would flirt with me the way that Netflix is trying so hard to put the moves on Instagram.
This Gives Me Major Nostalgia
I have to support The Sims for creating this perfectly on-brand tweet. It makes me reminisce of a simpler time when I would make my Sims woohoo and then drown them in the pool.
Discovery Channel Has Been Waiting To Make This Joke For 20 Years
The year was 1999. Bloodhound Gang released the song, "The Bad Touch" featuring the lyrics "You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel". The public relations team at Discovery has been waiting ever since to use it in their favor.
