Memes For The Person Who Didn’t Accomplish All Their Goals In 2019
The end of the year is a time that people tend to feel a little introspective. You reflect back on everything you've accomplished that year, the social media highlights, and the Harry Styles song you spent weeks listening to on repeat.
And while it's fun to reflect on all your highlights, it's also a time for us slackers to be reminded of just how little we actually accomplished throughout the year. We didn't run that half marathon and we still ate Chick-Fil-A three days a week, but we're coming to terms with that.
Aim Low To Avoid Disappointment
Remember: you can't fail at your New Year's resolutions if you don't make any. Don't make a five-year plan, don't even make a one-year plan. Don't think about 2020 until it's already happening.
Keep Expectations To A Minimum
You went into 2019 full of light and hope for what the year ahead would hold, but now that it's over, you realize how wildly mistaken you were about how much you could (would) accomplish in 12 months.
Puberty Is Still An Accomplishment
Even if you didn't accomplish anything this year or this decade, the 10-year challenge will prove that at the very least you got your braces off and your eyebrows grew back, so not all hope is lost.
The 2020 Vision
Even if you're not someone who sets resolutions (because you're not down to let yourself down even more), a girl can still have goals right? Put a bottle of maple syrup on your vision board so even if others question it, you'll know what it means.
You're Still Thinking About Middle School As If It Just Happens
It's like we all entered a time warp and it's suddenly 2020 but it still feels like 2009 just happened and it's hard to believe that it was actually 10 years ago.
Nothing Will Ever Be As Bad
There's always one trend a year that, when it gets to December, you look back and can't help but wonder what the heck you were thinking. But nothing will ever be as bad as the thin-eyebrow trend.
The Harsh Reality
No matter how many times you tell yourself this year is going to be different, you're probably going to slip up and text your ex or spend all your money at the bar then have to deal with it all on Sunday morning.
No One Wants This Reminder
While finding out that you listened to Taylor Swift's newest album 100 times in 2019 is fun, you don't need a reminder that you spent half your paycheck every month on McDonald's or a notification telling you about all those times you online shopped at 2 am after coming home from the bar.
Your Year In Review
You don't need Spotify Wrapped or Instagram's "top 9" roundup to tell you how you spent your year. You know you spent it crying under the covers while eating queso and thinking about your ex.
Give Up The Dream
You've come to terms with the fact that, at this point, your glow up probably isn't going to come, and it's probably your own fault because you continue to eat Taco Bell every day for dinner.
Lying Down On The Job
No one should be required to work between Christmas and NYE. It should be a national holiday period for everyone so we can all be confused about what day it is or even what year it is.
Your Goal Vs. Your Reality
We've all been trying to be that version of Elle Woods since freshman year but somehow we continue to end up as the Elle Woods who yells at the TV while watching General Hospital and eating chocolate.
Your Past Trauma Still Haunts You
Sure, the threat of a new year and a new decade might be looming over you, but you know what else is still looming? That conversation you had with a waiter in 2016 where they said "enjoy your meal!" and you said "thanks, you too."
You Thrive On The Chaos
2020 vision means you have the capability to realize that you're ruining your own life, but you also realize that you'd rather sit back & enjoy the show than do something about it.
What Would Your Future Self Tell You?
Imagine if you popped in on yourself 10 years ago - what would you want to say to her? Would you warn her about the boy named Chad you met at a party during junior year or would you tell her to not dye her hair blonde in a moment of crises?
Running Away From Your Problems Right Into 2020
When you know your energy is beyond chaotic and you could do something to change it before the new year, but you also know you're absolutely not going to change a thing.
This Is More Than Just A Year Ending
This is it, folks. Your teen years are really coming to end, regardless of how hard you're going to try to hold onto them. Did you get your fill of teenage rebellion?
There Was No Plot, Just Twists
And that script was definitely not written in your favor. There was no redemption arc for you or even a secondary character romance plot. Maybe 2020 will be the year your character finally gets a good plotline.
You Don't Necessarily Want To Remember Every Moment
You're trying to think back on everything that happened in 2019 and what you actually accomplished, then you're hit with the fact that you clicked "Going" on Facebook to an event for storming Area 51 and you're disappointed in yourself all over again.
Time Is A Construct
Basically, everyone is confused and no one can understand how it's already the end of yet another year, let alone a whole decade coming to an end. Some of us are more confused than others though, and we all have that one family member who thinks you graduated high school last year when it was actually four years ago.
