Not to narrow all the sisters in the world down into two personality types, but we’re just saying that there’s always one that’s a little more… different than the other. Maybe she’s the kind of psychopath that wears socks with holes in them, or maybe she’s out here giving you a risque painting of Bob Ross to decorate your apartment with.
Here are some pics that are all weird vibes that truly sum up what it’s like having a sister. Spoiler: it’s a roller coaster with no breaks.
Picasso Except Probably Having A Stroke
Some people say that there’s one artsy sibling and one that’s not so artsy. But what if you’re the artsy one but you’re struggle-bussing around doing it? This sister is living that nightmare when she tried to Etch A Sketch a cat and it turned out looking like a roadside delight.
The “Microwave Safe” Egg Hack She Tried
Okay so here’s some danger for you—a sister in the kitchen apparently. This girl got a special poached egg contraption that only needs a little bit of time in the microwave and a few moments in the seventh circle of the underworld to cool. Bone apple tea.
Having A Psychic Sister Means You Both Get Bob Ross Paintings
No, not the tutorial paintings he does. We’re talking about massive handcrafted works of art featuring none other the Bob machine himself. These sisters both watched that fine denim wearing man strut around with a paintbrush and knew that the other would love it for Christmas.
Sister Crying? Just Slap A Mask Over Her Because That’s The Adult Way To Deal With Emotions
When your little sister’s engaging in a bit of public crying, teach her how to handle her emotions like a true adult by throwing a koala mask over her like this girl did. Bouts of public crying are the only reason people still wear over-sized sunglasses, duh.
The Google Search History That’s Both Pure And Super Concerning
There’s nothing like having a little sister and watching her grow up into the person she’s meant to be. Especially when you watch her character spiral out of control as she fights Google in her search history. So cute xx.
The Aesthetically Pleasing Way To Ruin Your Sister’s Wedding
Honestly, I’m so excited for my sister to get married so I can try my hardest to make her day weirder than necessary. She’s got the rest of her life to live like a normal person, just give me this one day like this sister did with her own sister’s wedding and aesthetically rustic chalkboard.
Her Sister’s Getting Hitched And She’s Getting The Bush Camouflage Out Of Storage
There’s nothing like your sister getting married to remind you about the differences in the lives you’re leading. She’s out here wearing white and doing cake testings, and you’re in your bush finery applying rash cream to your exposed ankles. Hahaha, sisters amirite?
This Sister Couldn’t Organize This Carefully Crafted Hot Mess With A Weekly Planner
This tried and true Virgo got her sister a weekly planner as a gift and wow did that ever go down in flames. If you’re going to give someone who absolutely does not have their life together an opportunity to pun, they’re so going to take it and think about the consequences later.
The Little Sister With Meat On The Mind You Can’t Take Anywhere
This little sister is starting young with the wild puns and references and we couldn’t be more proud of her. She’s truly looking at the world from a different viewpoint and we can’t wait for her to grow up and be-ef the best she can be.
This Concerned Sister Who Really Totally Cared
You know that thing called “empathy for other humans including your annoying siblings?” Isn’t that just such a drag? This sister definitely thinks so since she’s living next to the human equivalent of a Harley Davidson muffler.
She Swallowed Her Sister’s Diary Key Because IDK Why Not I Guess
Hahaha love sisters but also why are they like this because this is ridiculous. Why would you swallow the key to your sister’s diary? Like, is the point so she can never lock it back up, or so she can never unlock it again? Why did she have to get so extra with it?
The Traveller Who Counted Her Chips And Knows Something’s Up
Texting your sister is sometimes a complete and total journey into the mind of a madwoman. One minute she’s asking you your opinion on her dropping everything in her life and leaving and then she’s sussing out if you’re ruining her night by eating her chips. She’s basically a private investigator except completely insane.
You’re Not Sure If She’s A Wizard Or Not Especially Since She’s Started Watching The Shopping Channel
Okay, so growing up with an older sister means that you lived your life in constant fear of her potential to go full witchcraft on you. We’re talking voodoo dolls under the bed, black hats and gowns in the middle of July, and some kind of “young” potion from the Shopping Channel with a vaguely threatening aura.
Sisters Who Shop For Phones Together Get Kicked Out Of The Store Together
If you haven’t absolutely messed around in the Apple store with your sister I highly recommend you go do that now. Stop reading. Drop your phone. Yes, even if you’re on the toilet. Don’t even wash your hands. Family above all else.
Why Is She All Cain And We’re Just All Abel All The Time?
I highly relate to this since my sister used to molly whop me into the couch every opportunity she got. Oh, you’re watching TV completely silent and minding your own business? Looks like you’re a fool who’s begging for a sweet RKO into the upholstery.
“Hey Little Sis!” “Hey Big Bro!” Is Dialogue In Only One Type Of Movie
Yeah, so my sister didn’t refer to me by my real name for 15 years. It was always some denomination of one word that began with “gen” and I’ll just leave the rest up to your imagination. So next time you read a book and the characters call each other “bro” and “sis” you have to know that the author doesn’t have siblings.
Just Ghost Things Or Just Sister Things? Because We Can’t Tell
This girl’s milkshake request brought all the boy’s heart rates up because oh my God would this be a terrifying moment. A teen’s first car is bad enough because we all expect bad brakes or something, but that shing shouldn’t be being haunted by a demonic sister ghost.
He Was The Weird Sister After He Lost The Bet And She Gave Him The Bowl Cut
Either you die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. That’s exactly what happened to this brother whose sister artfully crafted him a haircut worthy of being burned with fire when he lost a bet. Maybe he’ll dye it blonde or something, but idk it’s probably a lost cause coconut-head.
Sometimes You’re Just Nothing Alike And It Shows
These two sisters knew they were nothing alike back in 2009 because of a few minor quirks… just a couple. They listened to different music, maybe walked home from school different ways, and had different opinions about the eventual rise of Cthulhu out of the ocean depths to enslave us all. You know, standard things.
Better Question, Why Not A Marley Themed Taxidermied Rat As A House Warming Present?
Alright, let me introduce you to the weirdest housewarming gift this sister got for her sibling. A taxidermied Rastafarian rat, which she specified was “ethically sourced.” Thank God she clarified because we were definitely worried about that aspect of this nightmare.