Insults So Bad Even You Will Feel The Burn

How many of us have been confronted by someone who was just a real jerk and we had nothing to say at the moment, but three years later when we replay the day in our head we can think of a million devastating things to say? Yeah, a lot of us.

Luckily, there are those of us who are quick to the draw and know how to bring someone down a peg or two by referring to them as a rich person's sport. These on the spot insults hurt everyone who read them, but also gave us some well-needed ammo for our next argument.

She's Telling It Like It Is

a tweet: why do guys lick their lips before they talk? To marinate their lies
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It does make sense when you think about it. You're going to notice it now when you're talking to any man that they do, in fact, marinate their lies before they tell them.

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There Is A Lot To Process Here

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a courtroom exchange that ends in a doctor insulting a lawyer
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Can we talk about how we totally passed over the fact that someone was asked if they were qualified to take a urine sample before undergoing this line of questioning?

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Dad Got Him Good

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a kid's dad calls him out on not going to school because there is no snow day
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I'm sure children are uniting everywhere groaning about this as being one of the reasons they want their parents to stay off of social media. He thought he was going to get away with it, but dad came with receipts.

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Only One Star

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someone saying an app cost them money when it was free
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Imagine making up lies about an app for no reason and then getting called out on it by the developer? Get a new hobby! Trolling people on the internet isn't a good use of time.

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He Got Her Good

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a girl posting about being ugly in highschool
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Just post your selfie and fish for compliments like the rest of us! We all know what is going on, you don't have to explain it to us. You're posting it on social media, which is the vainest thing in existence.

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Well, This Is Embarassing

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a post from the flat earth society saying they have members all over the globe
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There is always that amazing satisfaction that comes when someone does all the hard work for you and insults themselves without even knowing it. Some people just make it too easy.

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OK, This Is Dramatic

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a guy lied about being beat up using strawberry jam
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What was his plan when the person got there? Miraculously be healed of all his terrible injuries? I can't even imagine how sticky that probably is, not to mention what a huge waste of jam it is.

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Good Try, Though

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someone posted a fake pic of their dog ruining a couch
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That poor dog probably has no idea what is going on. Would you like being blamed for doing something you didn't do? No, none of us would, and this sweet angel especially didn't do anything wrong. I mean, look at that face!

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This Seems Unnecessary

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a student wrote a mean comment about a teacher
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We've all had bad teachers, but there is no need to drag someone like that. We're all doing out best, right? Though, I suppose if you ask a question you have to be prepared for a whole host of answers.

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Yes, Queen!

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a girl calls out a guy who posted a pick of her saying he doesn't like her
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She put this guy in his place and then some. No girls are going to like someone with that kind of attitude. Even Arianna Grande liked this post on Twitter, so the damage is done.

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What An Interesting Burn

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tweet: Lil Pump is the type of person to put a ruler under his pillow and see how long he slept
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This is somehow so mean and so wholesome all at the same time. Of all the mean things you could say about someone who refers to themselves as Lil Pump, this is not the worst.

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Why Post About It On Social Media?

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a girl posted about her ex's family telling her that he made a big mistake, and the ex's sister called her out on it
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This is why you break up with someone's family and friends when you break up. That way if you want to spread lies there is no one to call you out on it!

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Poor Terry Crews

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Real talk, it must be annoying to be a celebrity sometimes. You probably never get to enjoy anything without throngs of people demanding an arm and a leg from you. I guess they need their fans to be famous, but still.

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Let's Take A Minute Here

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a guy posted about girls not dating him because of feminism, got called out by someone on Twitter
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I love how this rant goes on over 19 YouTube videos, and this instalment is 24 minutes long! If I had to guess, though, it might just be the mustache that sums up who he is as a person pretty nicely.

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Ohhh Self Burn! Those Are Rare!

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someone posted about being on a path to nowhere just like Hurricane Jose
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It's always good to have a sense of humor about yourself, right? We are all directionless in this wild, crazy thing we call life. Hurricane Jose has nothing on us.

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Gotta Love Little Brothers

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someone posted that their brother told them they look like a substitue teacher
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While he isn't wrong, he didn't have to be that mean. We can all picture that one sub we had like this in grade school and probably feel guilty for being such terrible kids.

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We Are All Dying To Know

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a person getting made fun of for saying 'u 2' instead of you too
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Did they solve world hunger? Or write a new book? They could have saved themselves from that conversation if they had used just five more letters. It isn't that hard, but it's probably also not something worth getting into a fight about.

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Classic Dad Advice

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dad tells daughter to make better friends
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You can always count on dad to find one of your greatest insecurities and make a joke out of it. Personally, I think the way she spent her lunch break sounds heavenly.

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someone telling an older woman that life is more expensive now than when she was young
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He does have a point, though. The world is a totally different place now than it was back then. Oh, did I totally miss my chance to use OK BOOMER in a sentence?

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Have You Ever Seen Anything More Accurate?

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a picture of a rich looking white guy
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I think it's something about the wave in his hair that has me convinced that this statement is absolutely true. I wonder what he is on that talk show to discuss?