Dating Profiles You’d Actually Consider Swiping Right On
Anyone who's been on a dating app, even if it was only for mere minutes, knows what a dark world online dating is. Prospects are bleak for single people who are trying to find love through swiping.
We've all seen Tinder profiles that make us think "who raised you to be like this?!" but we're here to restore a little bit of your faith in humanity and finding love by providing you with a few dating app profiles you'd actually want to swipe right for.
The Arms Dealer
Look, you might as well make the best of it and use your arms, or lack thereof, to your advantage! Lauren is an opportunist with a good sense of humor, and she'd be an interesting person to have a conversation with over dinner.
He's The Perfect Man
Max is the man of every woman's dreams. He is always happy to see you, he likes long walks on the beach, he's adorable, he's a great listener, he's affectionate, he's loyal. Who doesn't want a Max in their lives?
She's Not A Beauty School Drop Out
The funnier the bio, the better your chances are of getting those matches. Her profile shows she's funny, and she is also in school for something specific, which shows she has purpose and drive, so get swiping.
You've Convinced Us
If someone puts this much into their profile you might as well swipe right on them, because they're going to put effort into other things in their life too, like their relationship with you.
He's Considerate Of Your Needs
Ryan knows how to sell himself, and it's working. He has tailored his profile down to the info that he knows every girl is actually looking for. He knows you care about his height and his manners, not about the last fish he caught.
Educate Yourself
Kiana seems like just the type of person you'd want to swipe right on! She's smart, she's creative, she's into history and knows how to tell a good story. What's not to like?
We Smell A Success
The opportunity to make the joke is right there, so she beat you to the punch line before she had to hear yet another poorly written pun about her name. It shows she's a seasoned dating app veteran and is ready to settle down.
He'll Never Get Tired Of You
Nick knows your fear, he acknowledges it, and he's soothing your worries. He's the perfect man! He's never going to leave you, and he couldn't even if he wanted to. It's an ideal situation.
Will The Dog Be Coming On The Date?
Kelly knows that one of her best qualities, aside from her personality and good sense of humor, is her dog. She's combined all three and is taking full advantage of her strengths.
Outside Intervention
You can read this from a couple different perspectives, one of which is that he's 28, still lives at home, and his overbearing mom is making a dating profile for him. On the other hand, you could swipe right because clearly he was raised by a clever, funny woman, so he must have some redeeming qualities too!
Bob Ross Is Looking For Love
Not only would we swipe right, this would be a Super Like for sure. Everyone loves a Bob Ross reference, and if he actually painted that picture himself, that's an extra point in his favor.
An Enemy For Life, But In A Good Way
Not everyone uses dating apps to actually find their spouse. Some people use them to find friends, or in Justin's case, frenemies. He's an interesting, creative type who wants to be thinking about you for the rest of his life. We'd swipe right.
Honest Alex
Alex knows he's not perfect, but he also knows what his strengths and weaknesses are. He's putting everything on the table for you right away so as long as you're not afraid of moths, Alex is the man for you.
She's Falling At Your Feet
If you have a caring personality, Lucy is the girl for you since she's constantly injuring herself. But if you look on the bright side, she's falling for you already! You have nothing to lose.
Win Win
On top of getting a new hairdresser, if you swipe right for Nicholas he might be friends with some nice gentlemen who are also looking for love. You get your hair done, and you get a date.
You Know, He's Not Wrong
You're going to sit there and try to tell us that if someone's bio said: "swipe right to find out why milk is a scam" you wouldn't be curious? Even if you unmatched them right after, it's worth it to know.
Andrew Will Boost You 24/7
Honesty is always the best policy, and Andrew gets that. He knows that you'll be the hotter one in the relationship, and he will be there to remind you of that on a daily basis. Self-deprecating humor will get you everywhere.
Listen Up, Y'all
This is secretly the only reason that any woman is looking for a boyfriend, so if men aren't up to the task of being the hype man to our Fergie, swipe left.
We'll Ignore The Red Flags
Okay, so the story is a little weird, sure, but it also shows that they're creative and a semi-decent writer. Plus, they're willing to pay for your bus fare so they're generous.
Who Doesn't Love A Self Aware Woman?
She's telling you upfront that there are going to be some bad days, but she's also giving you a get out of jail free card for it, so why not give her a shot?
