Baby Fever Memes That Will Have You “Missing” Birth Control Pills
Do I frequently consider that I am not in any way, shape, or form cut out for motherhood and vehemently insist that I will never have children? Yes. Do I think about poking holes in a condom every time I hold a baby for more than three seconds? Also yes. We exist.
Baby fever is a true illness that can happen in reoccurring and very intense waves. Even those of us who have denounced a future of dirty diapers can sometimes get swept up in it. So if you occasionally catch yourself thinking that you should put a tenant in your uterus for nine months despite your best logic, these memes are for you.
This Heart Of Faces = Every Cell In My Body
Once I see a baby, my mind stops working and all I can do is stare at the adorableness. It doesn't matter if I'm at the grocery store, a parking lot, or work. I must stare in awe.
My Ovaries Are Not Very Good At Listening
I am, in general, a stubborn, reckless person who will want something despite the consequences and not let anyone tell me otherwise. And that's while using my rational brain. Now imagine how powerfully stubborn my internal organs are!
The Eternal Contradiction
I understand that this literally makes no sense, but I want to have a baby so badly but also have no desire at all to get pregnant and have a baby.
Those Things Cost Money, Girl
I once read an article that stated that after 18 years of parenting, your child will have cost you more than $100,000. On the other hand, chonky cheeks. There are strong arguments on both sides.
Eventually, The Finances Drag Me Back To Reality
Just when the baby fever gets the worst, someone will hit me with some hard financial facts about the cost of childcare and I'll remember that I only have canned soup in my pantry because it's all I can afford.
Any Significant Other I Have Runs Screaming At The Mention Of Children
Once, I was dating this guy and I jokingly mentioned baby names and he straight up choked on his own spit, hid in the washroom for half an hour, and then came back to change the subject drastically.
None Of My Friends Understand Me!
Most of my friends are fiercely independent women who don't want kids, so when I complain or vent about my baby fever, they look at me like I have lost my mind.
Even Fictional Non-Human Babies Give Me The Feels
I never knew that I could feel such intense baby fever over a fictional alien toddler who was green, yet here I am, getting emotionally worked up over baby yoda and all these memes aren't helping!
This Is My Daily Mantra
Every time my baby fever spikes, I remind myself of all the things I want to do before having children, like travel, establish myself in my professional field, and own a car.
Then Again...
Just having one child couldn't be that bad, right? I could manage to raise one tiny human into a reasonable and well-functioning person, I think. I mean, it's not impossible...
Scratch That—I Need At Least Two
Whenever I watch siblings being sweet to each other I immediately start planning my future family. I mean, I need my kids to have best pals from birth who they can grow up with.
I Start Rationalizing The Other Benefits To Parenthood
Whenever I get past the cuteness and cuddliness of a baby (because people I know are tired of hearing about it), I start to think of very practical reasons that I need to have a baby so that my friends will get on board (they never do).
This Is My New Favorite Pickup Line
Hey, the biological clock is real and I don't have time to waste. It doesn't matter what his star sign is—even if, God forbid, he's a scorpio. I need to get the important information fast.
All I Want Is For My Friends To Get Pregnant
Can everyone close to me please stop being so selfish and take on the massive responsibility of bringing a tiny, helpless human into the world so I can play with it?
I Need To Chill
Whenever my baby fever starts to get too strong, I remember one of the most important things that I wouldn't be able to do if I had a human living rent-free in my tummy: drink.
Fur-Baby Fever Counts Too!
Baby fever comes in many forms and wanting a puppy so badly despite knowing that you don't have a stable enough lifestyle to support a dog is one of them.
Even Celebrities Aren't Immune
If extremely rich and famous figures like Justin Bieber can lose all rational thought and start obsessively posting photos of really cute photos of babies all over his social media, who can judge me for doing it?
There Is No Escape!
Here's the thing about baby fever: you have it if you don't have a baby, but you also have it if you already have one! There is literally no winning.
...And I'm Back To Not Wanting Kids
I would like to thank this person for reminding me and all others suffering from BF (Baby Fever) of the horrific realities of parenting: no sleep, turning your body into a cafeteria, and poop everywhere.
Always Look At The Positives
Is committing to 18 years of parental care and a very painful birthing process really worth it? My uterus and I think that we're going to stick to our monthly subscription a little bit longer.
