Astrology Memes That You Can Laugh At Instead Of Fixing Your Personality
Set aside whatever moon sign and whatever house your planets are in that's making you hesitant to jump right into these astrology memes and let's go. These quality memes are shedding some major light on why we are the way we are without telling us to change and that's exactly how we like it.
Why would we ever make an adjustment to our lives and our emotional maturity when we can just blame it on the stars? So all you Scorpios and Aries get ready to fly off the handle because sweetie, you deserve it.
The Emotional Rollercoaster Of Basically Every Water Sign
Libras aren't water signs, but honestly, their commitment issues make them honorary ones. They fit right in when all us watery ladies are all over here having a good existential cry about ending up alone.
Libra Season Coming In Hot To Wreck All The Life Progress We Made During Virgo Season
In case you thought that you were making real progress in your life during Virgo season like getting out of bed before noon, washing the dishes the same day that you put them in the sink, and actually answering your emails instead of anxiously staring at them, think again. Libra season is here and ready to derail everything.
*Holds Grudge In Scorpio*
When you wrong a Scorpio don't worry about it, they'll just remember for the literal rest of their lives and bring it up periodically when you're trying to have a good time. Thanks for ruining brunch by bringing up the time I told you I didn't like your shirt five years ago.
You Thought You Only Had Mercury To Worry About
If you thought that once Mercury finally exited its retrograde phase that your life would magically get better, than girl, you are wrong. You got six other planets to worry about and they're all out here ready and waiting to ruin your life and break your dishwasher.
*Checks Off Both Interpersonal And Intrapersonal Becuase There's No In Between*
Water signs being super in tune with their own emotions and intuitive about the emotions of others means that there's no way we're going to be able to know each other completely. Not a chance. We could be best friends but then the next day I see your favorite food is oranges and idk, you can't be trusted.
Annnd Here Are Leos With Their Overwhelming Lack Of Confidence
Leos have the wonderful ability to be both the most outwardly overconfident zodiac sign while also being the most deeply insecure. What a combination! Make sure you're out here telling your Leo friend that you liked their selfie because they're part of the "felt cute might delete later idk" gang.
We're Out Here Doing God's Work
Oh, I'm sorry, were you considering just having a personality trait and thinking it's not tied to a greater planetary alignment? Did you also want to have a nice dinner? Well, I'm clearing the table and I'm going to explain to why you're a complete and total Capricorn.
Oh Is That Self Destructive Time Management? My Aquarius Moon Will Take Two, Thanks
Aquarius gets a bad wrap from all the other signs, but if you had the same conflicting emotions and brash decision making inside of yo,u you'd act the same way. Aquariuses are really out here just barely containing a fire inside.
Hahaha Definitely Not Taking Astrology To Heart And Forming My Personality Around It
This one is for everyone who bases their entire outlook on life on the quizzes they took at 3 am when they were going through a breakup. Bonus points if you took the D&D alignment quiz and tried to figure out how these all connect.
Girl, Your First Mistake Wasn't Trusting The Infinite Wisdom Of Virgos And Cancers
If every therapist isn't a Virgo or a Cancer I'd honestly be shocked because these signs are out here getting mad practice with their friend's messy love lives. Does listening to your friend complain every night count as a co-op credit?
*Sun Sign Sips Tea*
It's always hard being the middle child. The chaotic moon sign that lingers just below the surface of your emotions has been getting it's older siblings hand-me-downs its whole life and is always ready to bust out. God help you if it's in Aquarius.
Have A Normal Breakup With A Virgo And Capricorn, I Dare You
This guy, who's totally a Capricorn or a Virgo, was broken up with via letter so he corrected it and sent it back. This is major sun sign energy but he needs to know that it's healthy to tap into his moon sign and just let his emotions out.
Don't Mess With Texas And Earth Signs
Earth signs are not here to play games. They are grounded, know they're better than you, and are not afraid to stand their ground. So obviously they rank #1 on the FBI's "do not betray" list.
The Holy Trinity Of Night Decisions
Honestly, I want to do all these of these. A night out with a water sign means you're starting off strong at the pre, getting emotional and really personal about that trip to Greece you took, and then passing out in the Uber. Super fun.
Love Appears, Saggitarius Has Exited The Chat
Sagittarius' major calm vibes can literally handle anything except the prospect of true love. They literally shut down and their idea of "taking it fast" is letting you have a fry off their plate. Come on man, it's been three months I just want to graduate to hand-holding already.
If You're A Gemini You Maybe Can Relate Or Maybe Not Idk
Every talented Gemini knows that the perfect way to start the day is with a big ol' steaming cup of indecision. And continue the day. And end the day as well. Actually, indecision, sit down and make yourself comfortable.
Aquarius Really Out Here Letting Taurus Take The Fall For This One
When the kindergarten teacher asked you to clean up your mess, the Taurus were always the last ones in the room to slowly put their paintbrushes back in the sink. That is, except for the Aquarius, hiding in the corner.
Raise Your Hand If A Libra Broke Your Heart
Libras are out here being the original heartbreakers. Ya'll are super personal and friendly so it's easy to be friends with you, but give us a heads up before you randomly ghost us because we have whiplash now.
The Scorpio Turnaround
If you've ever tried giving relationship advice to a Scorpio, you know that you're going to retract everything you said when they start seeing the person who broke their heart again. Of course, they're going to hold it against you too, because why wouldn't they?
Emotional Control? Nah Lmao, I'm Gonna Pass But Thank You
Live, love, let the water and fire signs wild out while all the other signs are over here acting rationally. Just sip the tea, enjoy the show, and don't make eye contact unless you want to be next.
Doctor, I'm Going To Need To See Your Medical License And Natal Chart
Honestly, whoever wrote this was such a Virgo and if you don't get the importance of it you're Aries big time. Leos are over here asking why they didn't get acknowledge and then deleting Instagram because they're done with not being included.
Are You Mad At Me? You Blinked Funny Idk
Extreme emotional intuition of others comes with perks like knowing when they're lying or if they really love you. A small downside is literally taking everything so personally and then crying about it for hours.
Water Signs Quietly Cleaning Up The Fire Sign's Mess
When we're not freaking out over something together like two cats howling, fire and water signs make an excellent debating team. The fire sign will call the person out on their deepest insecurity and the water sign will tell them it's a strength. It's all about balance.
Dwight As The Signs Becuase It's Very Valid
Dwight in Halloween costumes as star signs is all you need to know. That's it. He's doing the most and really giving us a helpful infographic to explain who we are and we appreciate him for that.
If You Don't Know What Houses Your Planets Are In You've Got A Long Way To Go Sweetie
Step your game up of you're only reading your sun sign horoscope because honey, there's a whole world out there and a whole lot of personality flaws you can unpack just by tapping into your natal chart.
Pisces With The Hard Pass On Reality
We love a good Pisces deflection of a problem. They're super good at weathering any storm life gives them because they're just not going to admit they have a problem. Scraped your car with theirs? Lmao, they decided they don't drive as of a second before that happened.
I Don't Know What This Pic Means But It's Giving Me Major Saggitarius Energy
Only Sagittarius can relate to this image because nobody else can. Seriously, what is actually going on? Someone grab a Sagittarius from out of the alleyway where they were racing turtles and have them explain it to me.
Is "Life In Retrograde" A Thing?
So who else was shocked when Mercury bumped out of retrograde and we were still colossal messes? My skin didn't clear up and my love life didn't get any less twisted so I want a refund on this whole existing thing.
When We Pull Up The Astral Chart For A Friend
When you ask your friend what their birth time and location was, they have no idea what they're in for. You're entering the zone of calm, cool, and collected, as numbers fly around your head like Rainman as you decode their very essence.
Aries When You Take Out The Garbage Not The Way They Like It
Dating an Aries is a lot like dating the part of yourself that used to respond to "no" to everything as a child. If an idea comes from you it's automatically bad, so just listen to the Aries. Please, just do it.
