Check Out This Cactus Christmas Tree — The Only Thing Pricklier Than You This Holiday Season

Christmas can kind of suck sometimes. You're all alone and you don't have anyone to cuddle up next to the fire with, which means you have to go home for the holidays and deal with everyone wanting to know what you're going to do with your life.

So what do you when you still low key love Christmas but don't want to love Christmas?

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I've Got Some Good News For You.

a Christmas cactus in a room full of other plants
Photo Credit: Instagram / @cactusira
Photo Credit: Instagram / @cactusira

You can buy a Cactus Christmas Tree. That's right. You can now have a plant that's as standoffish and thirsty as you are to celebrate the holiday season with. So get your twinkle lights ready, ladies.

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They're Super Cute.

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a bunch of Christmas cactuses
Photo Credit: Instagram / @thirstycactusdesigntx
Photo Credit: Instagram / @thirstycactusdesigntx
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Not only is this cactus super cute, but it somehow captures the holiday spirit as well. You put your dollar store Christmas decorations all over it and bask in the glory of how offbeat and cool you've become.

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They're Totally Instagramable.

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cactus with cute ornaments
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Photo Credit: Instagram / @bainbridgepharmacy
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Think of all the cute selfies you can take with your Cactus Christmas Tree! All the boys who ghosted you this year but still think it's OK to watch your stories will be impressed.

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You're totally quirky and spontaneous! Their loss! (For real, though, it is.)

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There Will Be Some Haters.

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Christmas cactus by the fire
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Photo Credit: Amazon
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But don't let them get you down! Your Cactus Christmas Tree is awesome and if your super opinionated aunt tries to tell you how your generation is ruining Christmas, you know what to do.

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OK, BOOMER! Leave me to my holiday peace, please.