Awful Wedding Guest Stories That Bring The Cringe
Weddings are supposed to be magical days filled with friends, family, and eternal love. But instead, what do we get? Some aunt or uncle wearing white, abusing the all-inclusive bar, and some plus-one actually speaking up when the priest asks if there are any objections. This isn't the movies Cheryl, sit down and just judge them silently like the rest of us.
People are sharing the brutal wedding guest behavior that went down during weddings and honestly, they make me wish that the bride would've turned around had a little more of a lethal arm with the bouquet toss. Just saying.
This Grandma Thought That Since It Was A Wedding, She Should Wear A Wedding Dress
She already had the perfect dress for the occasion—it's got the event in the name. This is heartless, but honestly? I would pay real money to see this woman walk into her new daughter's wedding and down a flute of champagne like nothing was up.
"I Love You Bro, I Would Delay My Wedding To Bail You Out Of Jail Bro"
Imagine later explaining to your wife that you had to put "bros before" her and bail your good buddy out of jail like five minutes before the biggest day of your life. This is the definition of bro-love, and bro, I'd do it for you too.
The Mom Stabbed A Dude. That's All.
This is metal as heck. Whomst, and I cannot stress this enough, whomst in their right mind goes and just commits armed assault at a wedding? This mom went full Tony Soprano mobster and I'm curious if she and her gang ever got invited back.
Annnd The Ultimate No No
The awesome thing about romantic wedding vibes is that you're there to enjoy them for other people. Even though the mood is super cute you just gotta not do one thing, and that's propose. I know the ice sculpture would look great in the background, but you just have to grit your teeth.
The Polygamous Wedding That Went Exactly How You Think It Would
This just begs the question, why not just marry the whole gang at once if you're going to have super awkward moments like this? You could save so much money with a four-for-one deal on a ceremony.
Ok Auntie, I'll Stop Smiling On My Wedding Day
So, this aunt is a major kill-joy. Who, other than a certified card-carrying sociopath, says this to a bride minutes before her moment? Grandpa can hang on for five minutes longer, so she can just take a seat.
If You Can't Keep A Secret During The Wedding Speech, Maybe Don't Make One
Awhh what a cute way to let your family know! There's no more touching way than out of the mouth of a drunk speech-giver they don't know at your wedding. A close second for cutest ways is telling the mechanic to let it slip the next time they go in for an oil change.
The MIL Who Walked The Aisle
This is a long one, but it's well worth it. This mother in law clearly can't let her son go and it's making everyone uncomfortable. All she needs is a veil and she can finally be the bride and the indisputable worst person in the room.
We All Know Not To Actually Speak Now, Right? Right?
God, if this happened you literally wouldn't be able to have fun for the rest of the day. Doesn't this noob know that you're supposed to just unfollow people you don't like on Instagram and make a post on Facebook calling them trash? Duh.
Not In The Wedding Party? Dress For The Job You Want
I mean, this is just horrible. What kind of person does this and what kind of person just goes along with it? Clearly, she didn't really mind pretending for the day and awkwardly trying to sneak into every group photo. And that's bold.
She's Married And Probably Concussed Because This Guy Thinks Waterballoons Are Funny
I hope this comedian gets a water balloon to the face and groin on his special day. Honestly, thank God it didn't explode because wedding hair and makeup can cost hundreds of dollars and some jerk's five seconds of humor isn't worth that.
Quality Control Gets The First Taste, Dude
What a great coworker. Hopefully, this person repays the favor by taking a big ol' swipe of every single piece of food this person keeps in the work fridge. Even if it's a sandwich, just take a bite.
Just Because You Send A Text Doesn't Make It Okay
No. The answer is always no. Don't wear white, don't propose, and don't get so turnt off the complimentary wine that you make a fool of yourself. I literally don't understand why these ground rules are so hard to follow. Okay, maybe the third is tricky... but just don't do the first two.
You Have To Like, Feed People
Here's a fun fact that this bride and groom clearly haven't heard of—people need to eat food to survive. It's something to do with sugar and keeping the heart beating and the brain active, idk the details, but the point is food. You need food at a wedding.
The Uncle That Dropped The Mic... On The Cake Because Of Course
Either the uncle and the seven-layer tiramisu with chocolate strawberries on top were getting into some major rap battle beef, or this fool was out to destroy the night. Hopefully, that cake shuts its mouth before critiquing his rhymes again.
The Ex-Husband Who Was Clearly There To Just Chill
Imagine sneaking in and being the ex-husband. Like, why would you do that for any reason other than to cause chaos? Nobody's gonna be fooled even if you flash the peace sign, play some Rasta off your phone, and tell people you've been going to therapy.
The High School Friend Who Thought "No Kids" Was A Suggestion
When they told her "no kids" clearly they weren't talking about her sweet little girl who looks so cute in a dress and totally wouldn't act up. Even when they told her "no," they were really just saving face. Luckily, this lady just knows what's up behind the facade.
The Vegan Potluck That Wasn't Potluck And Wasn't Vegan
What a fantastic way to lose friends and lose your access to a potluck dinner. This fool couldn't have told people after the wedding that he was sneaking animal fat in? These wedding wreckers just do not plan ahead and think about scoring that Tofurkey.
She Brought Up That She Wasn't The Bride But... She Should've Been
This is cringey but did you know she was his freaking best friend? From childhood? And they trusted each other super deeply? Like God, they're just so close and so soulfully connected she'd be crazy not to bring that up.
The Uncle Who Low Key Was Crime Syndicate Or Mildly Interested?
This is a chaotic vibe that's radiating off this man. First of all, I'd like him to be my uncle, second, he needs to hop on the PayPal bandwagon, and third, he needs to check his thirst level. What's it like to be this scarily invested in your niece's future?
